Jaller

Konnichiwa Senpai, Please notice me,

I watch Asian cartoons, I'm a weeaboo,

I live in my mom's house. I'm like thirty two,

I collect swords and throwing stars, yes I'm a weeaboo,

Sticks and Stones may break my bones,

But I will always be one step ahead of you,

‘Cause I read the manga,

(You're such a fucking pleb, are you even even japanese bro)

I haven't showered in like sixteen weeks,

All my friends and peers are ashamed of me,

‘Cause all'O'sudden, I think I'm japanese

Yes I'm a weeaboo

Yes I'm a weeaboo

Yes I'm a weeaboo

Yes I'm a weeaboo

A filthy weeaboo (snorts Naruto is SO Over-rated)

A dirty weeaboo (You wanna see my katana collection)

A fucking weeaboo (I'm learning Japanese on Rosetta stone)

A disgusting weeaboo (So I'm like basically Japanese now)

i sit at my computer desk, and argue with teenagers on the internet,

about atheism, and how japan is superior to other countries,

i learned a bit of japanese,

so now i'm qualified to be a part of their community

so i made my avatar a kawaii waifu

Yes I'm a weeaboo

Yes I'm a weeaboo

Yes I'm a weeaboo

Yes I'm a weeaboo

Yes I'm a weeaboo

Yes I'm a weeaboo

Yes I'm a weeaboo

Yes I'm a weeaboo